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Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>The blonde leaned over and said &#8221;Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/252\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-in-natchitoches\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town&#8217;s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. 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