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Breast and brain can co-exist!<\/p><\/div>\n

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.<\/p>\n

“You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.”<\/p>\n

“Why?” asked somebody from the audience.<\/p>\n

“I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, ‘Honey, why don’t you try carrying several things at once?’<\/p>\n

“Did it save time?” the guy in the audience asked.<\/p>\n

“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner. Now I do it in ten…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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