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\"car-crash-photo\"<\/a>Two blondes are shopping at the mall.<\/p>\n

When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible.<\/p>\n

When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stand there and think for a while.<\/p>\n

Then one has the idea to try to open the car with a hanger. So the first blonde starts fiddling with the lock with the hanger.<\/p>\n

The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried.<\/p>\n

”HURRY, HURRY,” she urges. “IT’S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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