{"id":248,"date":"2013-01-08T09:12:54","date_gmt":"2013-01-08T09:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/248\/blonde-jokes\/i-am-still-winning-2\/"},"modified":"2013-01-08T09:13:41","modified_gmt":"2013-01-08T09:13:41","slug":"i-am-still-winning-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/248\/blonde-jokes\/i-am-still-winning-2\/","title":{"rendered":"I am still winning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7280\" title=\"public-entrance\" alt=\"public-entrance\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/public-entrance-400x544.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/public-entrance-400x544.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/public-entrance-150x204.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/public-entrance.jpg 533w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke.<\/p>\n<p>So she went to the coke machine and put her money in, and a coke came out so she kept putting money in it, and since it was a hot day a line had formed behind her.<\/p>\n<p>Finally the man behind her said, &#8221;Will you hurry up we&#8217;re all hot and thirsty!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And the blonde turned around and said, &#8221;No way. 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