{"id":247,"date":"2013-01-20T10:10:15","date_gmt":"2013-01-20T10:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/247\/blonde-jokes\/deer-tracks\/"},"modified":"2013-01-20T10:11:35","modified_gmt":"2013-01-20T10:11:35","slug":"deer-tracks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/247\/blonde-jokes\/deer-tracks\/","title":{"rendered":"Deer Tracks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks.<\/p>\n<p>The first blonde said, &#8221;Those must be deer tracks&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>The second blonde said, &#8220;No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>The third blondie said, &#8220;No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They where still arguing 10 mins. later when a train hit them!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7405\" alt=\"sexy-girls-sun-bath-in-car-park\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sexy-girls-sun-bath-in-car-park.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sexy-girls-sun-bath-in-car-park.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sexy-girls-sun-bath-in-car-park-150x105.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/sexy-girls-sun-bath-in-car-park-400x281.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/247\/blonde-jokes\/deer-tracks\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. 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