{"id":244,"date":"2012-05-28T03:05:36","date_gmt":"2012-05-28T03:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/244\/animal-jokes\/the-other-side\/"},"modified":"2012-05-26T14:52:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-26T14:52:31","slug":"the-other-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/244\/animal-jokes\/the-other-side\/","title":{"rendered":"The other side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6841\" title=\"funny-fail-advertisement-yahoo-404\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-fail-advertisement-yahoo-400x266.jpg\" alt=\"funny-fail-advertisement-yahoo-404\" width=\"400\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-fail-advertisement-yahoo-400x266.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-fail-advertisement-yahoo-150x100.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-fail-advertisement-yahoo.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Once upon a time, there was a river. 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