{"id":240,"date":"2012-05-11T17:02:24","date_gmt":"2012-05-11T17:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/240\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-driving\/"},"modified":"2012-05-07T04:50:40","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T04:50:40","slug":"blonde-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/240\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-driving\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6784\" title=\"funny-3d-tv\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-3d-tv-400x299.jpg\" alt=\"funny-3d-tv\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-3d-tv-400x299.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-3d-tv-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-3d-tv.jpg 578w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.<\/p>\n<p>The cop walked up to her window and asked, &#8221;Lady, why are you driving so recklessly?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The blonde said, &#8221;I&#8217;m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there&#8217;s always a tree in front of me and I can&#8217;t seem to get away from it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cop looked at her and said, &#8221;Lady, it&#8217;s your air freshener!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/240\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-driving\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. 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