{"id":24,"date":"2011-11-06T12:07:39","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T12:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/24\/restaurant-jokes\/romantic-food\/"},"modified":"2011-10-25T14:15:27","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T14:15:27","slug":"romantic-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/24\/restaurant-jokes\/romantic-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Romantic food"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. 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