{"id":233,"date":"2012-05-30T19:10:31","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T19:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/233\/lawyer-jokes\/goose-lawyer\/"},"modified":"2012-05-26T15:06:05","modified_gmt":"2012-05-26T15:06:05","slug":"goose-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/233\/lawyer-jokes\/goose-lawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"Goose &#038; lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can&#8217;t do and a lawyer should do?<\/p>\n<p>A: Stick his bill up his ass.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6849\" title=\"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs.jpg\" alt=\"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs\" width=\"570\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs-150x117.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs-400x313.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/233\/lawyer-jokes\/goose-lawyer\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can&#8217;t do and a lawyer should do? 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