{"id":229,"date":"2012-05-14T18:13:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T18:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/229\/people-jokes\/pig-in-the-bar\/"},"modified":"2012-05-07T03:06:21","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T03:06:21","slug":"pig-in-the-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/229\/people-jokes\/pig-in-the-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Pig in the bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6794\" title=\"funny-motorbike--first-world-lady-and-third-world-goat\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-motorbike-first-world-lady-and-third-world-goat-400x551.jpg\" alt=\"funny-motorbike--first-world-lady-and-third-world-goat\" width=\"400\" height=\"551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-motorbike-first-world-lady-and-third-world-goat-400x551.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-motorbike-first-world-lady-and-third-world-goat-150x206.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-motorbike-first-world-lady-and-third-world-goat.jpg 497w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A lady goes into a bar with her goose.<\/p>\n<p>Then the bartender comes up to her and says, &#8221;Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then the lady answered, &#8221;Excuse me, I think this is a goose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And the bartender says, &#8221;Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/229\/people-jokes\/pig-in-the-bar\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A lady goes into a bar with her goose. 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