{"id":223,"date":"2012-11-27T10:50:25","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T10:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/223\/animal-jokes\/blondes-horses\/"},"modified":"2012-11-13T09:25:53","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T09:25:53","slug":"blondes-horses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/223\/animal-jokes\/blondes-horses\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde&#8217;s horses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde buys two horses and she can&#8217;t tell them apart.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7298\" title=\"cigarette-glasses\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cigarette-glasses-400x301.jpg\" alt=\"cigarette-glasses\" width=\"400\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cigarette-glasses-400x301.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cigarette-glasses-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/cigarette-glasses.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>So she asks the farmer next door what to do. 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