{"id":218,"date":"2012-12-08T08:46:13","date_gmt":"2012-12-08T08:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/218\/animal-jokes\/shooting-an-elephant\/"},"modified":"2012-12-02T13:37:42","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T13:37:42","slug":"shooting-an-elephant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/218\/animal-jokes\/shooting-an-elephant\/","title":{"rendered":"Shooting an elephant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do you kill a blue elephant?<\/p>\n<p>With a blue elephant gun.<\/p>\n<p>How do you kill a pink elephant?<\/p>\n<p>Hold its trunk until it goes blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7318\" title=\"funny-handgun-bag\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-handgun-bag.jpg\" alt=\"funny-handgun-bag\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-handgun-bag.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-handgun-bag-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/218\/animal-jokes\/shooting-an-elephant\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>How do you kill a blue elephant? 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