{"id":217,"date":"2012-06-20T07:45:23","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T07:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/217\/animal-jokes\/difference-between-woman-and-dog\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T03:05:54","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T03:05:54","slug":"difference-between-woman-and-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/217\/animal-jokes\/difference-between-woman-and-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Difference between woman and dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s the difference between a woman and dog at your front door?<\/p>\n<p>The dog will stop barking once you let it in!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/217\/short-q-a\/difference-between-woman-and-dog\/attachment\/mimi-skirt-girl-fuck-you\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6908\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6908\" title=\"mimi-skirt-girl-fuck-you\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mimi-skirt-girl-fuck-you.jpg\" alt=\"mimi-skirt-girl-fuck-you\" width=\"580\" height=\"762\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mimi-skirt-girl-fuck-you.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mimi-skirt-girl-fuck-you-150x197.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/mimi-skirt-girl-fuck-you-400x525.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/217\/animal-jokes\/difference-between-woman-and-dog\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>What&#8217;s the difference between a woman and dog at your front door? 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