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\"funny-car-red-heel-shoes\"<\/a>An attractive woman was browsing in an exclusive New York shoe store when a pair of boots caught her eye.<\/p>\n

She immediately fell in love with them, but was put off by the $950 price tag.<\/p>\n

Seeing her dilemma, the store owner came over and whispered in her ear: “If you let me have sex with you, I\u2019ll let you have the boots for free.”<\/p>\n

The woman considered the proposition for a moment before answering “Well, OK. But don\u2019t expect me to enjoy it.”<\/p>\n

The owner gave her the boots and took her home. Up in the bed , he dropped his pants, took off the woman\u2019s underwear, pushed her back on the bed, and yanked her legs over his shoulders.<\/p>\n

As he screwed her frantically, the woman. began shouting:”Oh my God, yes ! Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic …”<\/p>\n

“Yeah?” gasped the owner, still thrusting away. \u2019I thought you said you wouldn\u2019t enjoy having sex with me?\u2019<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m not ,”said the woman.”I\u2019m admiring my new boots.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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