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\"funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom\"<\/a>Three Frenchmen were trying to define savoir-faire. “If I go home,” said Alphonse, “and find my wife with another man, say \u2019Excuse me\u2019 and leave, that is savoir-faire.”<\/p>\n

“No,” replied Pierre, “if I go home and find my wife with another man, and say `Excuse me, please continue,\u2019 that is savoir-faire.”<\/p>\n

“Au contraire,” said Jacques, “if I go home and find my wife with another man and say `Excuse me, please continue,\u2019 and he can continue, then he has savoir-faire.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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