{"id":2151,"date":"2011-11-16T06:45:24","date_gmt":"2011-11-16T06:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2151\/office-jokes\/getting-a-second-opinion\/"},"modified":"2011-11-12T00:40:41","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T00:40:41","slug":"getting-a-second-opinion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2151\/office-jokes\/getting-a-second-opinion\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting a second opinion"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6301\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6301\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6301\" title=\"funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me1-400x366.jpg\" alt=\"funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me\" width=\"400\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me1-400x366.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me1-150x137.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-your-boyfriend-wants-me1.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6301\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I also want you!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; You aren\u2019t so good in bed either!&#8221; he shouted and stormed off to work.<\/p>\n<p>By mid-morning, he decided he\u2019d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What took you so long to answer?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; I was in bed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What were you doing in bed this late?&#8221;wife,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Getting a second opinion.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2151\/office-jokes\/getting-a-second-opinion\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. &#8221; You aren\u2019t so good in bed either!&#8221; he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he\u2019d better make amends and phoned home. 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