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\"funny-sign-keep-this-area-clean\"<\/a>

Bitch by born!<\/p><\/div>\n

A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.<\/p>\n

The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture.<\/p>\n

“Relative of yours?” he asked.<\/p>\n

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