{"id":2145,"date":"2011-10-20T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2145\/campus-jokes\/how-to-please-your-mother-with-your-girl-friend\/"},"modified":"2011-10-08T14:27:54","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T14:27:54","slug":"how-to-please-your-mother-with-your-girl-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2145\/campus-jokes\/how-to-please-your-mother-with-your-girl-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"How to please your mother with your girl friend?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6218\" style=\"width: 446px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6218\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6218\" title=\"date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age.jpg\" alt=\"date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age\" width=\"436\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age.jpg 436w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/date-stamp-no-need-to-ask-age-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6218\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Safe for sex, not underage.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;What am I supposed to do?&#8221; a young man looking to get married asked his friend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Every woman I bring home to meet my parents,my mother doesn\u2019t like.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, that\u2019s easy,&#8221; his pal replied. &#8220;All you have to do is find someone who\u2019s just like your mother.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I did that already,&#8221; he said, &#8220;and that one my father didn\u2019t like.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2145\/campus-jokes\/how-to-please-your-mother-with-your-girl-friend\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>&#8220;What am I supposed to do?&#8221; a young man looking to get married asked his friend. &#8220;Every woman I bring home to meet my parents,my mother doesn\u2019t like.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, that\u2019s easy,&#8221; his pal replied. &#8220;All you have to do is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2145\/campus-jokes\/how-to-please-your-mother-with-your-girl-friend\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,222,21],"tags":[567,425,423,476],"class_list":["post-2145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campus-jokes","category-family-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","tag-father","tag-girl","tag-girl-friend","tag-mother"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>How to please your mother with your girl friend? 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