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“Fabulous. We went to the concert, had a bite to eat, and then we drove around for a while until I found a nice dark spot to park. I asked her for a kiss, and she said that first I\u2019d have to put the top down on the car. So I worked for an hour getting the top down\u2014”<\/p>\n

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