{"id":2142,"date":"2012-03-06T02:04:17","date_gmt":"2012-03-06T02:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2142\/people-jokes\/lust-a-lot\/"},"modified":"2012-02-25T03:58:29","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T03:58:29","slug":"lust-a-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2142\/people-jokes\/lust-a-lot\/","title":{"rendered":"Lust a lot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6572\" title=\"3-words-that-will-save-the-economy\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3-words-that-will-save-the-economy.jpg\" alt=\"3-words-that-will-save-the-economy\" width=\"332\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3-words-that-will-save-the-economy.jpg 332w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/3-words-that-will-save-the-economy-150x215.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 332px) 100vw, 332px\" \/>While riding a bus, I overheard one woman ask another, with great curiosity, &#8220;Well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yuk!&#8221; was the disillusioned reply. &#8220;He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot\u2014and I was the one who needed the suit of armor!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2142\/people-jokes\/lust-a-lot\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>While riding a bus, I overheard one woman ask another, with great curiosity, &#8220;Well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?&#8221; &#8220;Yuk!&#8221; was the disillusioned reply. &#8220;He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot\u2014and I was the one who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2142\/people-jokes\/lust-a-lot\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18,3,21],"tags":[229,228,154,33],"class_list":["post-2142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-office-jokes","category-people-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","tag-date","tag-lust","tag-sex","tag-woman"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - 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