{"id":2139,"date":"2012-02-04T11:44:31","date_gmt":"2012-02-04T11:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2139\/people-jokes\/good-sons\/"},"modified":"2012-01-28T01:56:51","modified_gmt":"2012-01-28T01:56:51","slug":"good-sons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2139\/people-jokes\/good-sons\/","title":{"rendered":"Good sons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6538\" title=\"photo-bomb-dog-mating\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/photo-bomb-dog-mating-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"photo-bomb-dog-mating\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/photo-bomb-dog-mating-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/photo-bomb-dog-mating-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/photo-bomb-dog-mating.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Three women started boasting about their sons. &#8220;What a birthday I had last year!&#8221; exclaimed the first. &#8220;My son, that wonderful boy, threw me a big party in a fancy restaurant. 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He even paid for plane tickets for my friends.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2139\/people-jokes\/good-sons\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[471,222,42,3,339],"tags":[223,1092,209,1091,476,1093,221,887],"class_list":["post-2139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthday-jokes","category-family-jokes","category-kids-jokes","category-people-jokes","category-your-momma-jokes","tag-birthday","tag-cruise","tag-gift","tag-greece","tag-mother","tag-plane","tag-psychiatrist","tag-son"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Good sons -Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes, Your Momma Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2139\/people-jokes\/good-sons\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Good sons -Birthday Jokes, Family Jokes, Kids Jokes, People Jokes, Your Momma Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Three women started boasting about their sons. &#8220;What a birthday I had last year!&#8221; exclaimed the first. &#8220;My son, that wonderful boy, threw me a big party in a fancy restaurant. 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