{"id":2137,"date":"2012-01-07T12:00:41","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T12:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2137\/people-jokes\/bartender-is-better-than-psychiatrist\/"},"modified":"2012-01-02T04:41:09","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T04:41:09","slug":"bartender-is-better-than-psychiatrist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2137\/people-jokes\/bartender-is-better-than-psychiatrist\/","title":{"rendered":"bartender is better than psychiatrist"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jackson went to a psychiatrist.<\/p>\n

\"shit-slogan-fbi-female-body-inspector\"“Doc,” he said, “I\u2019ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there\u2019s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there\u2019s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. I\u2019m going crazy!”<\/p>\n

“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I\u2019ll cure you.”<\/p>\n

“How much do you charge?”<\/p>\n

“A hundred dollars per visit.”<\/p>\n

“I\u2019ll think about it.”<\/p>\n

Jackson never went back. Six months later he met the doctor on the street.<\/p>\n

“Why didn\u2019t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist.<\/p>\n

“For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars.”<\/p>\n

“Is that so! How?”<\/p>\n

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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