{"id":2136,"date":"2012-02-14T11:54:52","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T11:54:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/"},"modified":"2012-02-12T07:35:03","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T07:35:03","slug":"designated-decoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/","title":{"rendered":"Designated decoy"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, waiting for a bust.<\/p>\n

At closing time, everyone came out and he spotted his potential quarry.<\/p>\n

The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk.<\/p>\n

He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car and, after trying his keys on five other vehicles, he finally found his own car.<\/p>\n

He sat in the car for a good ten minutes while the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on, then off.<\/p>\n

\"drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more\"He started to pull forward onto the grass, but then stopped. Finally, when every other car had gone, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.<\/p>\n

The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over.<\/p>\n

He administered the breathalyser test, but to his surprise, the man registered a zero. He wasn\u2019t drunk at all!<\/p>\n

The patrolman was dumbfounded. “The equipment must be broken!” he exclaimed.<\/p>\n

“No, it isn\u2019t,\u2019 smiled the driver. \u2019I\u2019m the designated decoy.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, waiting for a bust. At closing time, everyone came out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[206,213,227],"tags":[62,224,225,226,7],"class_list":["post-2136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bar-jokes","category-car-jokes","category-police-jokes","tag-car","tag-decoy","tag-drink","tag-driving","tag-police"],"yoast_head":"\nDesignated decoy -Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Designated decoy -Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, waiting for a bust. At closing time, everyone came out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking … Continue reading →\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2012-02-14T11:54:52+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"Designated decoy\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-02-14T11:54:52+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":178,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"car\",\"decoy\",\"drink\",\"driving\",\"police\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Bar Jokes\",\"Car Jokes\",\"Police Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/\",\"name\":\"Designated decoy -Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-02-14T11:54:52+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/06\\\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2136\\\/bar-jokes\\\/designated-decoy\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Designated decoy\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Designated decoy -Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Designated decoy -Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, waiting for a bust. At closing time, everyone came out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking … Continue reading →","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2012-02-14T11:54:52+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"Designated decoy","datePublished":"2012-02-14T11:54:52+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/"},"wordCount":178,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg","keywords":["car","decoy","drink","driving","police"],"articleSection":["Bar Jokes","Car Jokes","Police Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/","name":"Designated decoy -Bar Jokes, Car Jokes, Police Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg","datePublished":"2012-02-14T11:54:52+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-sleeping-girls-i-want-more.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2136\/bar-jokes\/designated-decoy\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Designated decoy"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1204,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1204\/people-jokes\/just-a-juggalo\/","url_meta":{"origin":2136,"position":0},"title":"Just A Juggalo","author":"JokesLab","date":"July 7, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat. \"Sir,\" the cop says. \"Why do you have all those knives?\" \"They're for my juggling act,\" the man\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Car Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Car Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/car-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":93,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/93\/lawyer-jokes\/how-are-you-feeling\/","url_meta":{"origin":2136,"position":1},"title":"How are you feeling?","author":"JokesLab","date":"December 16, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. \"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?\" ''Well, I'll tell\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Lawyer Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Lawyer Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/lawyer-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"why-dog-is-better-than-boy-friend","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/why-dog-is-better-than-boy-friend.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":2019,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2019\/office-jokes\/pull-over-in-highway\/","url_meta":{"origin":2136,"position":2},"title":"Pull over in highway","author":"JokesLab","date":"July 12, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"One day a lady was driving on the highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Car Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Car Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/car-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-woman-parking-2","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-woman-parking-21-400x299.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1990,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1990\/people-jokes\/stop-sign\/","url_meta":{"origin":2136,"position":3},"title":"Stop sign","author":"JokesLab","date":"September 10, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver\u2019s window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. \"No,\" the man replied. \"You failed to stop at the stop sign,\" the cop explained. \"But I did slow down!\" the guy argued. The cop shook\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Car Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Car Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/car-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/state-sign-of-Vermont-pure-maple-syrup1-400x485.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":653,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/653\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/best-excuse-for-speeding\/","url_meta":{"origin":2136,"position":4},"title":"Best excuse for speeding","author":"JokesLab","date":"January 8, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Car Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Car Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/car-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/dude-you-will-get-three-mother-in-laws.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1145,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1145\/car-jokes\/safety-competition-award\/","url_meta":{"origin":2136,"position":5},"title":"Safety competition award","author":"JokesLab","date":"June 12, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. ''What are you going to do with the prize money?'' the officer asked. The man responded, ''I guess I'll go to driving school\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Car Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Car Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/car-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA1-400x395.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}