{"id":2129,"date":"2013-01-25T10:56:27","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T10:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2129\/people-jokes\/golf-cheat\/"},"modified":"2013-01-25T10:56:49","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T10:56:49","slug":"golf-cheat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2129\/people-jokes\/golf-cheat\/","title":{"rendered":"Golf cheat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7421\" alt=\"bikini-girls-club\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girls-club-400x258.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girls-club-400x258.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girls-club-150x96.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girls-club.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, &#8220;I\u2019m not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. He cheats.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why do you say that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, he found his lost ball two feet from the green.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That\u2019s possible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not when I had it in my pocket!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2129\/people-jokes\/golf-cheat\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, &#8220;I\u2019m not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore. 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