{"id":2126,"date":"2011-10-18T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2126\/computer-jokes\/online-banking\/"},"modified":"2011-10-08T14:12:35","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T14:12:35","slug":"online-banking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2126\/computer-jokes\/online-banking\/","title":{"rendered":"Online banking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?<\/p>\n<p>CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6209\" style=\"width: 657px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/nerd-screte-operation.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6209\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6209\" title=\"nerd-screte-operation\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/nerd-screte-operation.jpg\" alt=\"nerd-screte-operation\" width=\"647\" height=\"430\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/nerd-screte-operation.jpg 647w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/nerd-screte-operation-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6209\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Surely, a nerd.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>TECH: We\u2019re an Internet service provider, ma\u2019am. 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