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A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.<\/p>\n

\"offline<\/a>The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for \u00a35,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for \u00a3150.”<\/p>\n

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.<\/p>\n

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend \u00a35,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only \u00a3150?”<\/p>\n

The man replied, “a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can\u2019t take that chance<\/strong>.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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