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Two guys were talking at work.<\/p>\n

\"funny-family-photo-in-swimming-pool\"“I\u2019ve got a problem,” said the first one.<\/p>\n

“What is it?”<\/p>\n

“My wife has done it to me again. I\u2019m supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us. And, I am fresh out of ideas. I mean, it\u2019s HER mother, why can\u2019t she buy it?”<\/p>\n

“What did you buy her last year?” the other one asked.<\/p>\n

“Last year I bought her a VERY EXPENSIVE cemetery plot.”<\/p>\n

“Hmmmm, hard to top that one,” said the other.<\/p>\n

The two guys couldn\u2019t come up with anything. So the son-in-law didn\u2019t buy his mother-in-law anything for her birthday.<\/p>\n

When the big day arrived the next weekend, she was a bit upset. At the family gathering for her birthday, she announced out loud to everyone, “Thank you all for the wonderful gifts. Too bad my daughter and son-in-law weren\u2019t so thoughtful!”<\/p>\n

Thinking quickly, the son-in-law responded, “Well, you haven\u2019t used the gift I gave you last year!<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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