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\"horse<\/a>

You are so sexy, Ms. Horse.<\/p><\/div>\n

This young Dublin fella comes home all excited to tell his ma he\u2019s fallen in love and going to get married. He says: “Just for fun, Ma, I\u2019m going to bring over three women and you just try and guess which one I\u2019m going to marry.”<\/p>\n

The mother agrees, so the next day he brings along three beautiful and sits them down on the couch and they chat away for a while. He then says: “Right, OK Ma, guess which one I\u2019m going to marry.”<\/p>\n

She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.”<\/p>\n

“That\u2019s amazing, Ma. You\u2019re right. How did ye know?”<\/p>\n

“I don\u2019t like her.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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