{"id":2119,"date":"2014-04-29T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-29T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2119\/lawyer-jokes\/1000-valentine-cards\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T07:57:14","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T07:57:14","slug":"1000-valentine-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2119\/lawyer-jokes\/1000-valentine-cards\/","title":{"rendered":"1000 Valentine cards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/valentine-day-gift-condom.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5853 alignright\" title=\"valentine-day-gift-condom\" alt=\"1000 Valentine cards\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/valentine-day-gift-condom.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/valentine-day-gift-condom.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/valentine-day-gift-condom-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing \u201cLove\u201d stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.<\/p>\n<p>He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.<\/p>\n<p>His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.<\/p>\n<p>The man says, \u201cI\u2019m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, \u2018Guess who?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut why?\u201d asks the man.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m a divorce lawyer,\u201d the man replies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2119\/lawyer-jokes\/1000-valentine-cards\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing \u201cLove\u201d stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. 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