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After being married for 30 years, a man took a look at his wife and said, “Honey, do you realize 30 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a pull out bed and watched a 13 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year old blonder. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I\u2019m sleeping with a 51 year old blonder. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”<\/p>\n

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Please clean your mess!<\/p><\/div>\n

Now the wife, a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 21 year old blonder, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and if he was lucky he would have a small television to watch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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