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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”<\/p>\n

\"funny-girl-reject-christ-receive-bacon\"<\/a>She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property.”<\/p>\n

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”<\/p>\n

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband\u2019s parents.”<\/p>\n

He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”<\/p>\n

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”<\/p>\n

“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”<\/p>\n

“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don\u2019t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is \u2019yes\u2019.”<\/p>\n

“Ma\u2019am, does your husband ever beat you up?”<\/p>\n

“Yes,” she responded, “most days he gets up earlier than I do.”<\/p>\n

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”<\/p>\n

“Oh, I don\u2019t want a divorce,” she replied. “I never wanted a divorce. It\u2019s husband. He says he can\u2019t communicate with me.<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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