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A man arrived at the gates of Heaven.<\/p>\n

St. Peter asked, “Religion?”<\/p>\n

The man said, “Methodist.”<\/p>\n

St. Peter looked down his list and said,” Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”<\/p>\n

Another man arrived at the gates of Heaven.<\/p>\n

“Religion?”<\/p>\n

“Catholic.”<\/p>\n

“Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”<\/p>\n

A third man arrived at the gates.<\/p>\n

“Religion?”<\/p>\n

“Jewish.”<\/p>\n

“Go to Room 11 but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”<\/p>\n

The man said, “I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass Room 8?”<\/p>\n

St. Peter told him, “Well, the Baptists are in Room 8, and they think they\u2019re the only ones here.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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