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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,<\/p>\n

\u201cYou look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?\u201d<\/p>\n

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, \u201cCould I have a blackboard and some chalk?\u201d<\/p>\n

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.<\/p>\n

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. \u201cYou really ARE Einstein!\u201d he says. \u201cWelcome to heaven!\u201d<\/p>\n

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, \u201cMind if I use that blackboard and chalk?\u201d<\/p>\n

Saint Peter says, \u201cGo ahead.\u201d Picasso erases Einstein\u2019s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.<\/p>\n

Saint Peter claps. \u201cSurely you are the great artist you claim to be!\u201d he says. \u201cCome on in!\u201d<\/p>\n

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, \u201cEinstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?\u201d<\/p>\n

George W. looks bewildered and says, \u201cWho are Einstein and Picasso?<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n

Saint Peter sighs and says, \u201cCome on in, George.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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