{"id":2103,"date":"2011-10-15T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-15T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2103\/politician-jokes\/lightbulb-joke-collection\/"},"modified":"2011-10-08T13:48:39","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T13:48:39","slug":"lightbulb-joke-collection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2103\/politician-jokes\/lightbulb-joke-collection\/","title":{"rendered":"Lightbulb joke collection"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6195\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-mating.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6195\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6195\" title=\"funny-mating-giraffe-and-horse\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-mating.jpg\" alt=\"funny-mating-giraffe-and-horse\" width=\"450\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-mating.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-mating-300x244.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6195\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Just like insane politicians.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Q: <strong>How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A: <em>None, they only screw the poor.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Q: <strong>How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A: <em>(Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn\u2019t have light bulbs. Now I have the housekeeper do it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Q: <strong>How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A: <em>(DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that&#8230; With a DuPont administration, the power of the free market will be unleashed to produce light bulbs that never need changing.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Q: <strong>How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A: <em>(Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Q: <strong>How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A: (<em>Kemp) It\u2019s morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs? Let those doom-crying Democrats worry about light bulbs! [stumble over chair in the dark].<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2103\/politician-jokes\/lightbulb-joke-collection\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they only screw the poor. Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb? 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