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\"funny-pose-group-sex-girls\"<\/a>Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:<\/p>\n

Blonder: We need help. We\u2019re three blondes changing a light bulb.<\/p>\n

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?<\/p>\n

Blonder: Yes.<\/p>\n

Operator: And the switch is on?<\/p>\n

Blonder: Yes, yes.<\/p>\n

Operator: And the bulb still won\u2019t light up?<\/p>\n

Blonder: No, it\u2019s working fine.<\/p>\n

Operator: Then what\u2019s the problem?<\/p>\n

Blonder: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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