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Guys will stare at it as long as the meat is exposed.<\/p><\/div>\n

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.<\/p>\n

“When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began.<\/p>\n

“You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a worldly fellow.<\/p>\n

“I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued.<\/p>\n

“The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him.<\/p>\n

“Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on.<\/p>\n

“That would be the usher,” Charlie explained.<\/p>\n

“Well, the usher led me down the chute,” Joe said.<\/p>\n

“You mean the aisle,” Charlie said.<\/p>\n

“Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there,” Joe continued.<\/p>\n

“Pew,” Charlie retorted.<\/p>\n

“Yeah,” recalled Joe. “That\u2019s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”<\/p>\n

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