{"id":2100,"date":"2011-10-13T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2100\/people-jokes\/cowboy-in-the-theater\/"},"modified":"2011-10-02T07:34:47","modified_gmt":"2011-10-02T07:34:47","slug":"cowboy-in-the-theater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2100\/people-jokes\/cowboy-in-the-theater\/","title":{"rendered":"Cowboy in the theater"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6184\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-feminist-shoes-naked-man-as-heel.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6184\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6184\" title=\"funny-feminist-shoes-naked-man-as-heel\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-feminist-shoes-naked-man-as-heel.jpg\" alt=\"funny-feminist-shoes-naked-man-as-heel\" width=\"500\" height=\"670\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-feminist-shoes-naked-man-as-heel.jpg 500w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-feminist-shoes-naked-man-as-heel-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6184\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It is fashion.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater.<\/p>\n<p>When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, &#8220;Sorry, sir, but you\u2019re only allowed one seat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The cowboy groaned but didn\u2019t budge. 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