{"id":21,"date":"2011-11-28T22:13:15","date_gmt":"2011-11-28T22:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/21\/people-jokes\/the-lumberjack\/"},"modified":"2011-11-26T03:22:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-26T03:22:01","slug":"the-lumberjack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/21\/people-jokes\/the-lumberjack\/","title":{"rendered":"The lumberjack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6349\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6349\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6349\" title=\"funny-scene-big-john\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-scene-big-john1.jpg\" alt=\"funny-scene-big-penis\" width=\"400\" height=\"545\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-scene-big-john1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-scene-big-john1-150x204.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-6349\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You fake it!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The very next day, a skinny little guy showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacks&#8217; door. 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