{"id":2099,"date":"2014-09-19T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-19T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2099\/people-jokes\/texan-with-a-new-car\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:11:11","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:11:11","slug":"texan-with-a-new-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2099\/people-jokes\/texan-with-a-new-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Texan with a new car"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Not Tex,” the second cowboy replied. “He\u2019ll always be just a good ol\u2019 boy. When he walks in, I\u2019m sure all he\u2019ll say is hello.”<\/p>\n

“I know Tex better than either of you,” said the third. “He\u2019s so smart, he\u2019ll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now.” Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, “Audi, partners!<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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