{"id":2091,"date":"2014-10-15T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-15T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2091\/music-jokes\/fight-between-the-musicians\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:11:39","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:11:39","slug":"fight-between-the-musicians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2091\/music-jokes\/fight-between-the-musicians\/","title":{"rendered":"Fight between the musicians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6175\" title=\"funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo.jpg\" alt=\"funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo\" width=\"450\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-guy-exposing-buttocks-in-girls-group-photo-300x242.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a>At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.<\/p>\n<p>He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about.<\/p>\n<p>The oboe player says, &#8220;He broke my reed! 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