{"id":2090,"date":"2014-10-27T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-27T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2090\/campus-jokes\/french-horn\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:16:56","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:16:56","slug":"french-horn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2090\/campus-jokes\/french-horn\/","title":{"rendered":"French horn"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6173\" style=\"width: 470px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6173\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6173\" title=\"funny-Japanese-bra-cone\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone.jpg\" alt=\"funny-Japanese-bra-cone\" width=\"460\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone.jpg 460w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/funny-Japanese-bra-cone-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6173\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Touch it!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, &#8220;Well, how was it? 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