{"id":2089,"date":"2014-10-01T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-01T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2089\/people-jokes\/just-fake-it\/"},"modified":"2014-06-21T14:11:20","modified_gmt":"2014-06-21T14:11:20","slug":"just-fake-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2089\/people-jokes\/just-fake-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Just fake it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/human-meat.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6158\" title=\"human-meat\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/human-meat.jpg\" alt=\"human-meat\" width=\"450\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/human-meat.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/human-meat-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a>A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Help!&#8221; cried the cellist, &#8220;I can\u2019t swim!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don\u2019t worry,&#8221; said the violist, &#8220;<strong>just fake it.<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2089\/people-jokes\/just-fake-it\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. &#8220;Help!&#8221; cried the cellist, &#8220;I can\u2019t swim!&#8221; &#8220;Don\u2019t worry,&#8221; said the violist, &#8220;just fake it.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[23,3],"tags":[1000,303,245,499],"class_list":["post-2089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-jokes","category-people-jokes","tag-cellist","tag-ship","tag-swim","tag-violin"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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