{"id":2084,"date":"2011-10-06T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-06T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2084\/people-jokes\/bravest-man\/"},"modified":"2011-09-24T14:48:13","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T14:48:13","slug":"bravest-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2084\/people-jokes\/bravest-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Bravest man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/lynx-shower-gel-for-dirty-woman.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6154\" title=\"lynx-shower-gel-for-dirty-woman\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/lynx-shower-gel-for-dirty-woman.jpg\" alt=\"lynx-shower-gel-for-dirty-woman\" width=\"350\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/lynx-shower-gel-for-dirty-woman.jpg 350w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/lynx-shower-gel-for-dirty-woman-261x300.jpg 261w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a>One day a multi-billionaire was board, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men.<\/p>\n<p>A few hours later the butler comes back. 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