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\"photo-bomb-dog-mating\"<\/a>The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door.<\/p>\n

A nun answers and says “Can I help you, my child?” Happy says “Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?”<\/p>\n

The nun is puzzled, and says “No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent.” Happy thinks for a minute, and then says “Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?”<\/p>\n

The nun says “No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city.” So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves.<\/p>\n

Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says “What now?” Doc says, “Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?”<\/p>\n

The nun says “No! There are no 3 foot nuns!” Doc thinks, and then says “Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?”<\/p>\n

The nun is starting to get mad, and says “NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!” So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle.<\/p>\n

A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says “Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?”<\/p>\n

The nun says “NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!” Sleepy says “Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?”<\/p>\n

The nun says “NO!!” and slams the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting “DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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