{"id":2082,"date":"2011-10-05T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2082\/animal-jokes\/three-horny-dogs\/"},"modified":"2011-09-24T14:35:43","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T14:35:43","slug":"three-horny-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2082\/animal-jokes\/three-horny-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Three horny dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/hot-dog-mating-monkey.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6149\" title=\"hot-dog-mating-monkey\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/hot-dog-mating-monkey.jpg\" alt=\"hot-dog-mating-monkey\" width=\"440\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/hot-dog-mating-monkey.jpg 440w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/hot-dog-mating-monkey-300x237.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a>There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha)<\/p>\n<p>A poodle walked by and she says &#8220;I&#8217;ll let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Bulldog says &#8220;I hate liver and cheese&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She says &#8220;Nope that won&#8217;t work&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The German shephard says &#8220;I love liver and cheese&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She says &#8220;Nope that wont work&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Chihuaha says &#8220;Liver alone cheese mine&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2082\/animal-jokes\/three-horny-dogs\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>There were three horny dogs (A British bulldog, A German shephard and a Chihuaha) A poodle walked by and she says &#8220;I&#8217;ll let one of you fuck me if you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence&#8221; The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2082\/animal-jokes\/three-horny-dogs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,19],"tags":[997,46,998,154],"class_list":["post-2082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-jokes","category-campus-jokes","tag-cheese","tag-dog","tag-liver","tag-sex"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - 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