{"id":2072,"date":"2011-10-04T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-04T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/"},"modified":"2011-09-24T14:23:31","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T14:23:31","slug":"whiskey-and-worms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/","title":{"rendered":"Whiskey and worms"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"comparison-of-iphone-and-stone\"<\/a>A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcohol.<\/p>\n

He thought up a neat little experiment, and showed it to his class.<\/p>\n

He had two glass tumblers, one filled with clean water, and the other with whiskey. He placed a live worm in each glass. The worm in water was perfectly fine, however the worm which was dropped in whiskey died almost instantly.<\/p>\n

Rather pleased with the experiment, he decided to ask the class what they could deduce from it. The class were silent for several seconds, until one boy at the back called out: “Drink whiskey and you won\u2019t get worms<\/strong>!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcohol. He thought up a neat little experiment, and showed it to his class. He had two glass tumblers, one filled with clean water, and the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,42,191],"tags":[994,693,190,749,270,762,995,996],"class_list":["post-2072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campus-jokes","category-kids-jokes","category-science-jokes","tag-alcohol","tag-chemistry","tag-class","tag-student","tag-teacher","tag-water","tag-whiskey","tag-worm"],"yoast_head":"\nWhiskey and worms -Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Whiskey and worms -Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcohol. He thought up a neat little experiment, and showed it to his class. He had two glass tumblers, one filled with clean water, and the … Continue reading →\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2011-10-04T14:00:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"Whiskey and worms\",\"datePublished\":\"2011-10-04T14:00:00+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":112,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/09\\\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"alcohol\",\"chemistry\",\"class\",\"student\",\"teacher\",\"water\",\"whiskey\",\"worm\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Campus Jokes\",\"Kids Jokes\",\"Science Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/\",\"name\":\"Whiskey and worms -Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/09\\\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2011-10-04T14:00:00+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/09\\\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/09\\\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg\",\"width\":\"400\",\"height\":\"452\",\"caption\":\"comparison-of-iphone-and-stone\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/2072\\\/campus-jokes\\\/whiskey-and-worms\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Whiskey and worms\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Whiskey and worms -Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Whiskey and worms -Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcohol. He thought up a neat little experiment, and showed it to his class. He had two glass tumblers, one filled with clean water, and the … Continue reading →","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2011-10-04T14:00:00+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"Whiskey and worms","datePublished":"2011-10-04T14:00:00+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/"},"wordCount":112,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg","keywords":["alcohol","chemistry","class","student","teacher","water","whiskey","worm"],"articleSection":["Campus Jokes","Kids Jokes","Science Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/","name":"Whiskey and worms -Campus Jokes, Kids Jokes, Science Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg","datePublished":"2011-10-04T14:00:00+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/comparison-of-iphone-and-stone.jpg","width":"400","height":"452","caption":"comparison-of-iphone-and-stone"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2072\/campus-jokes\/whiskey-and-worms\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Whiskey and worms"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":66,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/66\/people-jokes\/hymn-365\/","url_meta":{"origin":2072,"position":0},"title":"Hymn #365","author":"JokesLab","date":"February 2, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, \"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.\" With even greater emphasis, he said, \"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Church and God Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Church and God Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/church-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-and-sexy-ads-flirt-vodka","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-ads-flirt-vodka.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-ads-flirt-vodka.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-and-sexy-ads-flirt-vodka.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1742,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1742\/campus-jokes\/chemical-formula-for-water\/","url_meta":{"origin":2072,"position":1},"title":"Chemical formula for water","author":"JokesLab","date":"August 29, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Little Johnny's teacher asks, \"What is the chemical formula for water?\" Little Johnny replies, \"HIJKLMNO\"!! The teacher, puzzled, asks, \"What on Earth are you talking about?\" Little Johnny replies, \"Yesterday you said it was H to O!\"","rel":"","context":"In "Campus Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Campus Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/campus-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"boy-and-sexy-model","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/boy-and-sexy-model.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/boy-and-sexy-model.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/boy-and-sexy-model.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":1193,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1193\/campus-jokes\/definite\/","url_meta":{"origin":2072,"position":2},"title":"Definite","author":"JokesLab","date":"July 7, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is \"definitely\" and its meaning is \"absolute, positive, without a doubt.\" She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Campus Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Campus Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/campus-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1155,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1155\/campus-jokes\/how-to-be-obnoxious-in-classroom\/","url_meta":{"origin":2072,"position":3},"title":"How to be obnoxious in classroom?","author":"JokesLab","date":"June 29, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"1) In the middle of class, run to the middle of the room screaming, ''I'm on fire!'' Roll around vigorously. 2) Get up to sharpen your pencil as much as possible. 3) Ask your teacher how good their spouse was last night. 4) Talk in a strong English accent. 5)\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Campus Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Campus Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/campus-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":668,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/668\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/men-and-woman\/","url_meta":{"origin":2072,"position":4},"title":"Men and woman","author":"JokesLab","date":"January 29, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "American Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"American Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"photo-bomb-naked-man","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/photo-bomb-naked-man1.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1023,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1023\/politician-jokes\/bush-fans\/","url_meta":{"origin":2072,"position":5},"title":"Bush fans","author":"JokesLab","date":"June 30, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher asks Johnny why\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Campus Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Campus Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/campus-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"sexy-Dallas-cheerleaders-girls","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-Dallas-cheerleaders-girls-400x266.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}