{"id":2071,"date":"2011-10-02T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-02T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2071\/people-jokes\/feel-like-a-new-born-baby\/"},"modified":"2011-09-24T14:01:41","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T14:01:41","slug":"feel-like-a-new-born-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2071\/people-jokes\/feel-like-a-new-born-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Feel like a new born baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_6126\" style=\"width: 248px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/bad-kid-drinking-smoking1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6126\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6126\" title=\"bad-kid-drinking-smoking\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/bad-kid-drinking-smoking1-238x300.jpg\" alt=\"bad-kid-drinking-smoking\" width=\"238\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/bad-kid-drinking-smoking1-238x300.jpg 238w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/bad-kid-drinking-smoking1.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6126\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Morden education.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, \u2019\u2019How do you really feel? I mean, you\u2019re 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?\u2019\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2019\u2019Honestly, <strong>I feel like a new born baby. I\u2019ve got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself.<\/strong>\u2019\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2071\/people-jokes\/feel-like-a-new-born-baby\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, \u2019\u2019How do you really feel? I mean, you\u2019re 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?\u2019\u2019 \u2019\u2019Honestly, I feel like a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2071\/people-jokes\/feel-like-a-new-born-baby\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,3,32],"tags":[358,34,993,486],"class_list":["post-2071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-people-jokes","category-short-q-a","tag-baby","tag-man","tag-old","tag-pee"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Feel like a new born baby -Family Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q &amp; A - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/2071\/people-jokes\/feel-like-a-new-born-baby\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Feel like a new born baby -Family Jokes, People Jokes, Short Q &amp; A - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, \u2019\u2019How do you really feel? 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