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Elmer says, “Yes sir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!”<\/p>\n

Leon replies, “You\u2019re kidding! I can\u2019t even manage to do it once! What\u2019s your secret?”<\/p>\n

To which Elmer said, “Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. I\u2019m not kidding!” So the second old man rushed to the store.<\/p>\n

The clerk asks the old man, “May I help you?\u2019 “Yes, I\u2019d like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please,” said Leon.<\/p>\n

“That\u2019s a lot of bread! It\u2019s sure to get hard before you\u2019re done!<\/strong>” the clerk remarked.<\/p>\n

Leon replies, “Damn! Does everyone know about this except me<\/strong>?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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