{"id":207,"date":"2012-03-11T11:44:02","date_gmt":"2012-03-11T11:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/207\/church-jokes\/christian-bear\/"},"modified":"2012-02-25T04:20:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T04:20:57","slug":"christian-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/207\/church-jokes\/christian-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Christian bear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6631\" title=\"free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here1.jpg\" alt=\"free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here\" width=\"450\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here1.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here1-150x118.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/free-blow-job-if-you-buy-coke-here1-400x316.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.<\/p>\n<p>When in the woods he came upon a bear. 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