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Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city. <\/p>\n

One night, one said to a another, “I’m so hungry. I’m going to go get something.” <\/p>\n

“No don’t! We have to wait for the others!” <\/p>\n

“I don’t care.” And off he went.<\/p>\n

About 30 minutes later, he came back and was covered in blood. <\/p>\n

The other vampire bat asked, “WHOA!! Where did you find all that blood?” <\/p>\n

“You really want to see?” asked the bloody one. “Follow me.”<\/p>\n

So the first bat leads the other bat to the city and points to a large black building and asks, “Do you see that building?” <\/p>\n

“Yes,” came the reply. <\/p>\n

To that the first says, “Well, I didn’t.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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